🍌 Just a Girl Who Loves Bananas — The Journal That Screams “Yes, This Is My Whole Personality Now

Tired of basic notebooks that don’t fully express your complex emotional attachment to bananas? Well, brace yourself—because the literary world has finally peaked with Just a Girl Who Loves Bananas.

That’s right. A notebook so boldly banana-themed, it makes you wonder why Shakespeare even bothered.

Tired of basic notebooks that don’t fully express your complex emotional attachment to bananas? Well, brace yourself—because the literary world has finally peaked with Just a Girl Who Loves Bananas.

That’s right. A notebook so boldly banana-themed, it makes you wonder why Shakespeare even bothered.

What Even Is This?

It’s a 120-page notebook. For writing. Or drawing. Or angrily doodling passive-aggressive fruit. The cover? A subtle flex featuring bright yellow bananas and two aggressively pink hearts, just in case your Tinder bio didn’t already scream "I’m quirky!"

Spoiler alert: It does.

Who’s This For?

• Girls. Who love bananas.

• Women. Who also love bananas.

• Anyone stuck in a gift spiral trying to buy something for someone who said, “I like bananas once” back in 2016.

Use Cases

• ✅ Passive-aggressively take it to meetings where “serious notebooks” are expected

• ✅ Use it to write fan fiction about emotionally supportive fruits

• ✅ Gift it ironically and then watch in horror as the recipient loves it unironically

• ✅ Start a cult called “The Yellow Peel” (journaling required)

Why This Notebook?

Why not this notebook?

In a world full of minimalism, tasteful design, and quiet luxury—this book shouts like a banana on a megaphone. It says: “I love fruit, but in a deeply committed way.”

Bonus Features (That Don't Exist but Should)

• Scratch-and-sniff cover (banana scent pending FDA approval)

• Built-in potassium facts on every page

• Therapy section titled “Peeling Back the Layers”

Final Verdict

For $8.95, you too can own a bound stack of paper that proudly declares to strangers, coworkers, and future you:

"I once had a banana. It changed me."

Get one before the internet decides avocados are funny again.