🍬SweetMonk: Because Sugar is So Last Century

Congratulations! You’ve officially reached Peak Wellness™. You drink water from mason jars, own three yoga mats, and now? You're ready to sweeten your life with a substance so pure it practically levitates.

Introducing: SweetMonk — a 100% pure monk fruit sweetener that comes in a bottle small enough to get lost in your essential oils drawer, but potent enough to sweeten the bitterness of your childhood trauma. 🍃💧

What Is It?

SweetMonk is liquid monk fruit extract—because apparently we’re not just cutting sugar, we’re excommunicating it. Each bottle contains 730 judgment-free drops of monk-approved sweetness (translation: 150 servings, or one PSL season if you’re normal).

It contains:

• 0 calories

• 0 sugar

• 0 stevia (that means no weird licorice aftertaste—just the smug satisfaction of being better than everyone else)

Why Monk Fruit?

Because monks know things. They figured out inner peace, minimalist robes, and now? Your smoothie sweetener. It’s keto-friendly, diabetic-friendly, paleo-pretentious, and definitely approved by that one friend who won’t shut up about “glycemic load.” 🧘‍♀️📉

Tastes Like Sugar, Judges Like a Nutritionist

Use it in:

• Coffee (so you can talk about your morning routine on LinkedIn)

• Smoothies (because your blender deserves respect)

• Yogurt (the kind with probiotics that sound like Greek philosophers)

• Dressings (if you’re the kind of person who makes their own dressing)

Just 4-6 drops = 1 tsp of sugar. Or, as the bottle says, “a little goes a long way”—which is also what they say about emotional baggage.

Perfect Gift For:

• 🎁 That one coworker who prints astrology memes on recycled paper

• 🎁 Anyone whose entire identity is “sugar-free since 2017”

• 🎁 People who carry both gratitude journals and spirulina tablets in their tote bag

• 🎁 Yourself, because let’s face it—you already bought 9 other sweeteners “just to try”